Last updated September 3rd, 2006.

1. I don’t like this page.
2. I put lots of random thoughts on my miniblog.
3. I am I Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha.
4. I take physics at university
5. I and a little bit of philosophy
6. I’m stuck in the bubble
7. I’m 22
8. but still have stuffed animals
9. I own my own football
10. It’s red, purple, and plush
11. I own a gyroscope, a compass, and an abacus
12. I don’t remember how to use the abacus
13. I’ve eaten shark
14. and whale
15. and horse
16. My favourite place is the Renforth warf
17. I love swimming
18. but not at the wharf
19. Sometimes my Asian friends say I’m more Asian than they are
20. I’m a little bit hungry right now
21. I have blue eyes
22. I don’t know what colour to call my hair
23. I have a terrible memory for everyday things
24. but I know the speed of light is 2.99792×10^8 m/s
25. and that pi is about 3.141592654
26. I am Canadian
27. I make it a point to spell things the British way
28. I have six scars that I know of
29. One of them is because I wanted jelly beans
30. It is a Harry Potter scar
31. I cannot do magic
32. but I cannot leave the magic
33. I love Fraggle Rock
34. Wembley is my favourite Fraggle
35. My favourite episodes are Marooned and Change of Address
36. I don’t have a favourite song
37. My favourite note in a song is the low A between “to be” and “of use” in the line “Even this foul creature may yet prove to be of use to me” in “The Bells of Notre Dame”
38. I hated 1984 and I’m not afraid to argue the point
39. I despised Wuthering Heights but for unsupportable reasons, so I won’t argue that one
40. I’m a terrible corriemuchloch
41. I wish more people knew what shoeburyness meant
42. I buy only name brand cereal
43. I buy any brand shampoo
44. and the cheap Zellers looseleaf (better than Hilroy)
45. Rama Revealed made me cry
46. I can’t remember any movies that have, but I think there’s only been one
47. I decided Go was my favourite movie without ever seeing it in English
48. I speak Japanese, poorly
49. Pocahontas is my favourite Disney movie
50. But Hunchback of Notre Dame has better music
51. By definition, I think it’s impossible to change your destiny
52. There is no difference between “dating” and “a relationship”. See point 99.
53. I was the editor for my high school yearbook
54. I played trumpet in a jazz band. I was terrible but I loved it
55. I have two older brothers and a younger sister
56. My oldest brother makes more money than my dad
57. I make less money than anybody, even my little sister, save for my mom
58. My grandfather had an arranged marriage to the ugliest woman in Europe, or so the story goes
59. I am Bohemian. Seriously.
60. I can play piano
61. I stopped responding to my first name in grade 8, even with the teacher, but not on purpose
62. My website is like a toy to me
63. My goal in life is to own my own land with trees and access to a river or a lake
64. and to have my own library
65. I’m terrible at procrastinating
66. I’m a pack rat with anything informative like books, notes, and photographs
67. If I were going to be anything, I think I’d be Buddhist or Shinto
68. I always think it’s a bit weird when white people become Buddhists, but I know that’s stupid
69. I drink an average of 1 litre of milk a day
70. I prefer skim milk and abhor 2%
71. I don’t particularly like the Beatles
72. My favourite sub is the Subway Melt
73. I take it with everything except olives
74. I have been to four countries, but I think one doesn’t really count
75. If I won the lottery I’d give half of it to my mom
76. and I’d still go to school
77. and I’d buy a better cell phone
78. I hate Telus
79. I don’t drink alcohol
80. unless someone else pays for it
81. I’ve never smoked pot and have no desire to
82. My favourite slogan is “Blood. It’s in you to give.”
83. I love curling
84. I have never curled
85. My mom loves Colleen Jones
86. Colleen Jones scares me
87. The CBC once quoted me in their coverage of the federal election
88. I once had my photo on the cover of the local paper
89. It was a very, very bad photo
90. I failed the first level of swimming lessons
91. It was because I couldn’t blow bubbles
92. I can blow bubbles now
93. I can’t dive but I would like to learn
94. I had the chance when I was younger but didn’t take it
95. The Olympics make me feel lazy and out of shape, especially the divers
96. Peter Mansbridge is my favourite news anchor
97. I have never been to Europe, Africa, South America, or Australia
98. I intend to go to all four
99. I hate it when people over complicate things
100. I’m a lumper, not a splitter. Ask Professor Bisson for details.