I avoid eating “organic” food. I think it’s paying more for no benefit. Granted, I buy 100% pure peanut butter, but only because the extra oils they add are only for aesthetic purposes. And I avoid sweetened foods that don’t need to be sweetened. On the other hand, I don’t mind if they put a little pesticide on my banana crops.

But most of all, I hate “organic” food because all food is organic. Hell, the pesticides they put on foods are organic. It reminds me of that Elvira Kurt bit:

“You’re friends are always all over you aren’t they? ‘Oh, well are you taking echinacea, huh? Oh, cause echinacea’s the thing. Take echinacea.’ What the hell is echinacea!? Where did it come from? All of a sudden it just appears and we’re supposed to chug this shit down without asking questions. Your friends are like ‘It’s fine, echinacea fine, it’s herbal, it’s fine.’ Oh, it’s herbal? You mean like hemlock?”

On a similar note, anybody who takes salicylic acid as a natural pain killer (it’s taken from willow tree bark) is an idiot. Aspirin is just salicylic acid without the stomach ulcers. Seriously.

Meanwhile, although I think giving birth in a hospital is probably the best idea, I think it’d be cool to use a midwife just so I’d have an excuse to say “midwifery”. Word of the day.

Random FAQ Comments (4)

4 Responses to “I’m having organic pesticides for lunch”

  1. Audrey says:

    so… you’re planing to give birth then? Good to know you’re so into it… maybe you could do it for me some day. How does that sound?

  2. GP says:

    Clearly you’re the one who’s going to be giving birth. I know you want to have millions of my babies :p

  3. david says:

    wow i should’ve guessed that ur just a cross dressing female ;-)

  4. carrie says:

    i know what ya mean

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