I avoid eating “organic” food. I think it’s paying more for no benefit. Granted, I buy 100% pure peanut butter, but only because the extra oils they add are only for aesthetic purposes. And I avoid sweetened foods that don’t need to be sweetened. On the other hand, I don’t mind if they put a little pesticide on my banana crops.

But most of all, I hate “organic” food because all food is organic. Hell, the pesticides they put on foods are organic. It reminds me of that Elvira Kurt bit:

On a similar note, anybody who takes salicylic acid as a natural pain killer (it’s taken from willow tree bark) is an idiot. Aspirin is just salicylic acid without the stomach ulcers. Seriously.

Meanwhile, although I think giving birth in a hospital is probably the best idea, I think it’d be cool to use a midwife just so I’d have an excuse to say “midwifery”. Word of the day.