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Gremlins in my computer are controlling azureus

I leave Azureus unsupervised for ten minutes and it starts downloading pornography. All I wanted to do was download my sappy romantic comedy. You can tell by the little happy faces that Azureus is looking forward to Eva Longoria much more. Does this spontaneous downloading problem happen with other people? Is it some bug, or a virus, or hackers?

If I do have some kind of internet stalker downloading porn to my computer, they could at least make it good porn. Or movies that I want to see. Even better – they could just buy me things. Other people have internet stalkers that buy them things. I think I should too.

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5 Responses to “I blame gremlins”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Noted on Swing Web Interface, if you activated it:

    Author’s Description
    This plugin lets you control Azureus remotely via a browser.
    For security it is advised that you set a username and password. HTTPS (SSL) access can also be configured.

  2. Emile says:

    Probably happened as result of a virus. I suggest you do both a spyware scan and a virus scan.
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  3. Long. says:

    that is very strange. it never ever happened to me. nothing negative ever happened to me when it comes to torrents.
    porn never just came like that and I never received fake files either. where do you get your files? that might be the problem.

  4. David says:

    you love the eva porn. admit it.

    hey on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the worst), how bad would it be to say to a straight girl – “if you can’t get a gay guy to like you, how do you expect to get a straight guy to love you?”
    :-D

  5. GP says:

    If you have to ask, you probably shouldn’t even try to say i t.

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