Is it sad that the first think I thought of when I got an email address at my new university was “Ooh, now I can add UNB to my facebook!”?

I’ve also been wondering just how fast I’d have to drive for those big hills on the Foster Thurston to become just a big ramp and send my van flying into the woods. Unfortunately those hills are so steep that my van can only just handle about 70 km/h, so I don’t think it’ll be an issue.

I think it’s funny that the New Brunswick Public Library has more of the books I want than McGill’s library system.

And finally, “There is no sound on earth like a dog screaming for it’s penis.”