I’ve been in favour of Pluto’s demotion from a planet to something inferior for some time, but lest people say I have no sentimentality about it, I’d just like to let it be known that I’ve named a newborn baby norn in recognition of the forgotten planet. Pluto, a 10th generation norn, was born this evening at 11:05 to parents Olga and Rick, in the world of Albia. He is a mixed breed, having the hair of a Devil or Horse norn and the body of the more common Brown Mouse. He likes to read Encyclopaedia Nornica and has currently taken residence in the treehouse with Volume Two, although I hope he’ll get out more and meet some ladies to make sure his rare Devil genes continue on in the gene pool.
What else am I supposed to do on my week off?