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I’m sorry to report that Pluto died this evening of sudden illness. He lived to the ripe old age of 10 hours and 30 minutes (life expectancy for an everage norn being anywhere from 10 to 15 hours), having spent most of his adult life in the Grendel Tree with his friends John, Frank, and Quasar. His ladyfriend Nebula died some time ago. Seeing as how norns are quite promiscuous, kisspopping anything in sight, it’s hard to tell exactly how many kids he will have, but I’ll know for sure once the eggs hatch.

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2 Responses to “Rest in peace”

  1. Mike Kessler says:

    Do norns have an afterlife, or is this where the story ends for Pluto?

  2. GP says:

    Pluto’s bits and bytes have been scrammbled up for good. But he now has 21 grandchildren, which isn’t too shabby by any means.

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