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There's a two metre hole at my front doorThere’s nothing like waking up on a bright sunny morning for a bright sunny last day of school only to find a two metre hole in the ground directly outside my front door. That could have been a nasty start to the day, especially considering the pool of who-knows-what at the bottom of it.

I suppose the giant industrial jackhammer the size of a backhoe working on the front walk since 7 am would have tipped me off to something going on, but no, as soon as I determined that the head pounding noise and earthquake vibrations were not something I could shut off with a snooze button I went right back to sleep and forgot about it. Cross that off the list of possible future alarm clocks.

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  1. Meg says:

    “…as soon as I determined that the head pounding noise and earthquake vibrations were not something I could shut off with a snooze button…”
    Ah, hilarious. That line really made my morning better.

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