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“You cannot leave the magic”

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The government of Blunder has enacted the following legislation, in chronological order.

  • Mandatory voting
  • Legalized pot smoking in private places only
  • Dismissed issue on attracting big business
  • Boosted funding to Education
  • Dismissed issue on public nudity
  • Outlawed gambling
  • Cut military spending
  • Joined the United Nations
  • Impossed taxes on meat based on ammount of cruelty animal suffers
  • Abolished elections… it is a Holy Empire after all
  • Rumblebugs are not a food! (that’s our national animal)
  • Raised Door-to-door industry wages by 20% (I thought private industry was illegal)
  • More free speech, not less!
  • Banned cars
  • Allowed some Uranium mining, as long as the rainforest is preserved
  • Increased taxes for rich, decreased for poor
  • Approved research into cloning
  • Approved use of cameras in big brother style effort to stop crime
  • Organs cannot be sold
  • All bets are off… BDSM couples can show their affection in public in their unique way
  • Cut all military spending
  • Public health care for all! And probably higher taxes too.
  • No fur products for anyone. No rumblebug hide hats!
  • Approved use of loudspeakers to broadcast government messages
  • Brought back cars, but only with fancy new clean fuels
  • Six months maternity leave paid by government
  • Allowed Nazi protest in the name of free speech
  • Guaranteed good standard of living to the elderly
  • Allow anything on TV at any time
  • Rejected compulsory organ harvesting
  • Started re-education program for religious fanatics
  • Legalized Graffiti – in the name of culture!
  • Improved rail and bus service to reduce traffic load
  • Declined requests for international aid… my own economy is still “basket case”, after all
  • Increase funding for Social Welfare
  • Exempt Churches from taxation
  • Paid for Radio Telescopes to search for ET
  • Denied pleas for Democracy
  • Began funding baseball teams… screw big business!
  • Put a cap on the ammount of inheritance you can receive.
  • Dismissed issue on military training. I wanted to disband it but that wasn’t an option
  • Began subsidising pharmaceuticals
  • Increased national safety standards
  • Ecouraged studies of Arts and Humanities in university
  • Kept beaches public
  • Started government prizes for positive portrayal of minorities on TV
  • Banned smoking
  • Imposed school uniforms
  • Refused to criminalize adultery
  • Banned guns! Banned police! Live for a better tomorrow!
  • Installed GPS trackers in all cars to monitor speeding, criminal activity, etc
  • Appointed a spiritual leader who said “God is a big load of hokey”
  • Didn’t spend more money on road repaird. Learn to walk!
  • Legalized cannabilism and created a government department to regulate it
  • Vowed to welcome refugees into our country
  • Banned all forms of unrequested solicitations
  • Welcomed all refugees
  • Put a stop to encroachment into all natural areas
  • Banned experimentation on animals
  • Vowed to promote the arts (including heavy metal music)
  • Banned the spanking of children
  • Government seized large gold deposite found under a lake
  • Put strict government controls on clonning of extinct animals
  • Repealed privacy laws to allow police to bug phone lines
  • Recognized transsexuals as whatever gender they choose and provided funding for surgeries
  • Restricted private transport and upped funding to the buses and undergrounds
  • Said no to nobility, prizing equality instead.
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