The Holy Empire of Blunderbrain
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The Holy Empire of Blunderbrain “You cannot leave the magic” |
The government of Blunderbrain has enacted the following legislation, in chronological order.
- Mandatory voting
- Legalized pot smoking in private places only
- Dismissed issue on attracting big business
- Boosted funding to Education
- Dismissed issue on public nudity
- Outlawed gambling
- Cut military spending
- Joined the United Nations
- Impossed taxes on meat based on ammount of cruelty animal suffers
- Abolished elections… it is a Holy Empire after all
- Rumblebugs are not a food! (that’s our national animal)
- Raised Door-to-door industry wages by 20% (I thought private industry was illegal)
- More free speech, not less!
- Banned cars
- Allowed some Uranium mining, as long as the rainforest is preserved
- Increased taxes for rich, decreased for poor
- Approved research into cloning
- Approved use of cameras in big brother style effort to stop crime
- Organs cannot be sold
- All bets are off… BDSM couples can show their affection in public in their unique way
- Cut all military spending
- Public health care for all! And probably higher taxes too.
- No fur products for anyone. No rumblebug hide hats!
- Approved use of loudspeakers to broadcast government messages
- Brought back cars, but only with fancy new clean fuels
- Six months maternity leave paid by government
- Allowed Nazi protest in the name of free speech
- Guaranteed good standard of living to the elderly
- Allow anything on TV at any time
- Rejected compulsory organ harvesting
- Started re-education program for religious fanatics
- Legalized Graffiti - in the name of culture!
- Improved rail and bus service to reduce traffic load
- Declined requests for international aid… my own economy is still “basket case”, after all
- Increase funding for Social Welfare
- Exempt Churches from taxation
- Paid for Radio Telescopes to search for ET
- Denied pleas for Democracy
- Began funding baseball teams… screw big business!
- Put a cap on the ammount of inheritance you can receive.
- Dismissed issue on military training. I wanted to disband it but that wasn’t an option
- Began subsidising pharmaceuticals
- Increased national safety standards
- Ecouraged studies of Arts and Humanities in university
- Kept beaches public
- Started government prizes for positive portrayal of minorities on TV
- Banned smoking
- Imposed school uniforms
- Refused to criminalize adultery
- Banned guns! Banned police! Live for a better tomorrow!
- Installed GPS trackers in all cars to monitor speeding, criminal activity, etc
- Appointed a spiritual leader who said “God is a big load of hokey”
- Didn’t spend more money on road repaird. Learn to walk!
- Legalized cannabilism and created a government department to regulate it
- Vowed to welcome refugees into our country
- Banned all forms of unrequested solicitations
- Welcomed all refugees
- Put a stop to encroachment into all natural areas
- Banned experimentation on animals
- Vowed to promote the arts (including heavy metal music)
- Banned the spanking of children
- Government seized large gold deposite found under a lake
- Put strict government controls on clonning of extinct animals
- Repealed privacy laws to allow police to bug phone lines
- Recognized transsexuals as whatever gender they choose and provided funding for surgeries
- Restricted private transport and upped funding to the buses and undergrounds
- Said no to nobility, prizing equality instead.
