The Kingdom of the Gorg’s Garden
“One never knows, do one”
The government of The Gorgs Garden has enacted the following legislation, in chronological order.
- Abolished elections
- Banned Harry Potter
- Appointed Catholic Archbishop as spiritual advisor
- Banned euthanasia for all time
- Refused to support animal rights activists
- Banned public nudity
- Allowed paying for organ donations
- Began compulsory organ harvesting
- Refused to give in to Basket Weavers on strike
- Abolished minimum wage laws
- Social inequality is the price we pay for economic greatness! Lower taxes!
- Rejected calls for democracy with a few executions
- Outlawed Gambling
- Put radishes (our national animal) on the dinner table
- Stamped out Nazi rally
- Banned cars…. I might as well, since I\’ve banned everything else
- Allowed cutting down the rain forest to get to all that wonderful uranium.
- Increased tax burden for people of higher income.
- Rejected demands to have a local dialect made an official language
- Allowed animal experimentation
- Created database of citzens, with ID cards and barcoing and everything
- Banned outsourcing of jobs
- Refused to legalize cannabilism
- Refused to allow refugees into the country. Grasping freeloaders!
- Shut down youth marial arts programs in favour of conscripting the kids into the army
- Shut down a lab that was cloning human embryos and banned the practice.
- Recognized the duel as a legitimate means to settling disputes
- Animals are extinct because God wants them dead! No to cloning!