Some of my favourite exchanges from the two Muppet hecklers:
Waldorf: That was wonderful!
Waldorf: I loved it
Statler: It was great
Waldorf: Well it was pretty good
Statler: Well it wasn’t bad
Waldorf: Well there were parts of it that weren’t very good though
Statler: It could have been a lot better
Waldorf: I didn’t really like it
Statler: It was pretty terrible
Waldorf: It was bad
Statler: It was awful!
Waldorf: Hey, boo!
Statler: Shakesphere would have hated that!
Waldorf: You should know, you dated his sister!
Statler: Boy, was she ugly.
Statler: You know, this show really improves with age!
Waldorf: Why? Because the jokes get better?
Statler: No! Because my hearing gets worse!