I missed out on Phase 1 of the Big Birthday Surprise, but oh man, Phases 2, 3, and 4 were not to be missed. I am so full.

	And the award for most disturbing goes to...
	Phase 3 cometh. "That birthday cake looks a lot like watermelon."
	I think we're all crazy full by this point, already. And this is just Phase 2. I've never seen so many huge plates of sushi in my life.
	Phase 4! What kind of birthday party only has singing and food with fire on it once?
	So alone
	Who let her out?
	The birthday girl. It's the big Two One. Next week anyway.

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