I missed out on Phase 1 of the Big Birthday Surprise, but oh man, Phases 2, 3, and 4 were not to be missed. I am so full.

	Who let her out?
	So alone
	The birthday girl. It's the big Two One. Next week anyway.
	I think we're all crazy full by this point, already. And this is just Phase 2. I've never seen so many huge plates of sushi in my life.
	Phase 3 cometh. "That birthday cake looks a lot like watermelon."
	And the award for most disturbing goes to...
	Phase 4! What kind of birthday party only has singing and food with fire on it once?

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