I missed out on Phase 1 of the Big Birthday Surprise, but oh man, Phases 2, 3, and 4 were not to be missed. I am so full.

	Who let her out?
	I think we're all crazy full by this point, already. And this is just Phase 2. I've never seen so many huge plates of sushi in my life.
	Phase 3 cometh. "That birthday cake looks a lot like watermelon."
	So alone
	The birthday girl. It's the big Two One. Next week anyway.
	Phase 4! What kind of birthday party only has singing and food with fire on it once?
	And the award for most disturbing goes to...

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